Poetry(sort of)

A Day Out

A man went out for a drive one day, because his feet had turned to clay. And when he got on to the beach, he turn his car into a peach. And put it in his pocket while, he swam until he found the Nile. And then he sat upon the bank, until along there came a plank. And on the plank he put the peach, so it could get back to the beach. And when the peach was on the beach, two kids arrived and ate half each.