In my hand I have a harp, and on the harp there is a carp. Then the carp said, to my left toe, "Be a good chap and pass me that hoe" My toe replied "I would ask hand, to join our merry little band. He's very good with implements, and garden sheds and hiking tents." So carp turned to my hand and said. "I'm rather tired lets go to bed".
Copyright © 2001 Ben Ross